Three London teenage girls kidnapped by swooping ISIS eagles!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 11 March 2015

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ISIS secret weapons in the war against anything that gets in their way!

ISIS are not only good at burning, beheading and generally being a bunch of barbarous monsters, they also have a squadron of trained eagles who swoop when ordered on unsuspecting victims, especially teenage girls roaming around London listening to Justin Bieber, the little devil!

Recently a squadron of ISIS eagles swooped on 3 such girls, caught them in their talons and lifted them skywards! Last seen they were heading towards Turkey, although it is not quite thanksgiving, then last reports saw them dangling underneath the ISIS eagle squadron whilst crossing the Syrian border!

Contrary to all UK news stations reporting that the girls had been brainwashed by the internet and went voluntarily after removing some family jewelry to finance the trip, no! This is just a cover up because eye-witnesses swore they saw the girls flying above London screaming, "Allah is great"! The witnesses were local alcoholics/junkies laying on park benches after a great nights sleep in the open-air whilst the rest of London had their noses buried in tabloids, stuck in the Underground or unable to remove their eyes from that thing that hangs on the end of most hands these days!

The girls landed safely with their heads still on and are now being married to ISIS warriors so the revolution of bloodthirsty, barbaric violence can continue because if there's one thing ISIS needs is morons to join their ranks and if they are their own flesh and blood, the better!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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