Gunlards Too Chicken To Fight Against ISIS

Funny story written by dave nelson

Wednesday, 11 March 2015

Remember those Gunlards we saw massing to protect that defective tax cheat John Bundy and then taking up positions along the Mexican Border with their vast array of weapons poised to stop any poor Mexi's from crossing into America?

Well, now with the news that many ex-American soldiers are joining the fight against ISIS in Iraq and Syria we can't help but wonder where all those big talking brave porkers with all their military hardware we saw on display when they were drinking beer and wooping it up safely on The Rio Grande have gone to.

Seems like when it comes down to showing some real balls these Momma's boys with their lockers filled with guns and ammo leave it up to the real men in uniform!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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