ISIS 13 Commandments

Funny story written by walter

Friday, 12 June 2015

ISIS of 635 AD was able to destroy great civilizations: Syria, Persia, India etc. But thereafter, the genes of these creatures, due to repeated raping, stabilized in the DNA of victimized people and have kept multiplying ever since.

The Islamic historians and scholars have recorded the details of the atrocities with great pleasure and pride, that is, the slaughtering of Persians, Syrians and Hindus, their forced conversions, abduction of women and children to slave markets and the destruction of temples, all carried out by the representatives of Islam.

Perpetrators: AbuBakr, Omar, Othman Mahmud of Ghazni, Qutb-ud-Din Aibak, Balban, Mohammed bin Qasim, and Sultan Mohammad Tughlak, Tuzk-i-Timuri. the Mughal ruler Shah Jahan, Nadir Shah of Persia…just a handful.

Paradoxically, the converted Hindus, now camped in Pakistan and Bangladesh, have shamelessly demonstrated more savagery than the Arabs who raped their mothers. Miss Malala is a living victim of contemporary ISIS of Pakistan. She was a teenager on her way to school when ISIS, Taliban (plural of talabah, meaning student Mullah), shot her in head but she survived, now activist.

The ISIS, whether Sunni or Shiite, call themselves swords of Allah and depicted it on their flags, all active in Syria, Iraq and other oil-rich Middle East counties. They are doing the same atrocities that their Arab forefathers performed in the same area. In 2014, they abducted Yazidi women, and massacred at least 5,000 civilians in Iraq, still continuing.

Perhaps, it is not so bad to call to witness Imam Shafi'i, born in 767 AD, Gaza City, the founder of Shafi'i Sunni sect, his book: Kitab al Om. Based on a translation of this book, we read a passage, or rather a treaty, depicting Omar's order to the Christian head of Syria after the fall of Syria in 635 AD, signed by Omar, the 2nd Calif of Islam:

"I, and all Muslims, promise you and your fellow Christians security as long as you keep the conditions upon you, which are:
1. You shall be under Muslim laws and no other, and shall not refuse to do anything we demand of you.
2. If any of you say anything unfitting about the Prophet, Islam and Quran he shall be debarred from the protection of Allah, the commander/Emir of the Faithful and all Muslims. In such cases the protection shall be withdrawn and your life will be outside the domain of Islamic law.
3. If one of you commits fornication with or marries a Muslim woman, or robs a Muslim on the high way, or converts a Muslim, or helps their enemies or shelters a spy, he has broken the agreement, and his life and property cannot be safeguarded.
4. He who commits lesser harm than this to the goods and honor of a Muslim shall be punished.
5. We shall watch your dealing with Muslims, and if you do anything unlawful, he will be punished.
6. If you or other infidels ask for judgment, we shall give it according to the Islamic law.
7. You shall not display in any Muslim town your crosses, nor parade your idolatry, nor build a church or place of assembly for prayer, nor sounding a church bell, nor using your idolatrous language about Jesus by saying Jesus the son of God instead of , the son of Mary.
8. You shall wear a belt, zonnar, on your clothes as a mark of distinction.
9. You shall not use standard saddles nor ride in a regular manner. You shall wear a distinguishing sign on your hat to show you are an infidel.
10. You shall not take the crest of the road, nor the chief seat in the assemblies when Muslims are present.
11. Every free adult male of sound mind shall pay a tax, jizyah, one dinar of full weight, at each new year.
12. A poor man is liable for his own tax; poverty does not cancel this obligation.
13. You, Christians, may not enter Mecca under any circumstance. If you travel with merchandise, you must pay one-tenth to Islam. You may go wherever you like except Mecca. You may not stay in Hedjaz(a town in Arabia) more than three days.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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