WASHINGTON, DC - In May 2012, billionaire Eduardo Saverin made the news by renouncing his US citizenship; however, he is not alone. Since President Obama took office, the number of Americans leaving the country in 2011 was more than 600% higher than...
The Obama administration today announced the initiation of a new program that provides a free annual colonoscopy for all wage earners with an Adjusted Gross Income (AGI) of more than $40,000 for individuals, and more than $62,000 for couples filing...
For hundreds of thousands of nearly-destitute Americans who rely on their income tax refund each year to pay March's rent, have the check engine light on their 1996 Nissan Sentra addressed, or just to blow on luxuries like dental care, crack or laund...
"It ain't over till Aunt Zulu Sings," so said Donald Trump today after revealing that President Barack Obama claimed 17 dependents on his 2010 tax return! Trump, standing in the wings as Hair Apparent for the 2012 Presidential Election, ratcheted...
Washington DC - My source, a.k.a. Bill, in the IRS, jubilant over the averted government shutdown, revealed to me after five Black Russians, that the IRS will start taxing Americans on the 'beneficial' radiation that they are subjected too as a resul...
Erase the big, red X you put on the "Archbishop of Kraków Stanisław Dziwisz With Baby Animals" calendar your father-in-law gave you, because the IRS have given Usury-Rate same-day loan factory H&R Block three extra days to sh-t the bed. BREAK...
Fiserv, a suicidal provider of financial services technology solutions, has appointed former H&R Block CEO Mark Ernst as executive vice president and COO. "H&R Block disclosed that... its former chairman and chief executive, Mark A. Ernst, wi...
Afghan President Hamid Karzai, listed in the top 500 of the world's richest charlatans, reacted with predictable anger today, after being hit with a huge IRS lien for not paying taxes on his US generated income! The preliminary claim by the IRS...
H&R Block hasn't grown its business in 14 years; it's lack of response to Turbo Tax's innovative business model guaranteed this. And Block's ill-conceived decision to artificially maintain profitability in the face of declining market-share by ra...
A few years ago Rodney Mitchell, joined the Song Writer's Guild and not long afterwards, he started receiving royalty checks in the mail, each check being no less than $650.00. The total amount of the royalties being sent to his address was $150,000.
The Icelandic volcanic eruption that is spewing ash all over Europe stranded many US tax payers who had not filed tax returns and had planned on preparing taxes on their return. April 15, a banner flight cancellation day, was the deadline for filing...
Infernal Revenue Service HQ, Underground Lair - The IRS announced today a new program to dash the hopes of the poor and middle class workers of America, and the upper-middle class Americans to boot. A new program is being developed to specifically...
Young Courtney Ashland and Sarah Pinkerton are finally having their 2 year friendship challenged has they received grim news from their parent. The IRS states that they plan to audit the summer lemonade stand that kids started in May to September of...
New United States President Barack Hussein Obama, continuing with his promise of "change," has removed the tax deduction status of any charitable contributions made to Christian or Jewish churches. Donations made to a mosque or other non-profit orga...
Dearest Madame Bitters, My wife and I are at our wit's end. The IRS has accused us of tax evasion. According to them we owe 2.1 million dollars in back taxes. We don't have the money and there's a possibility we'll be sent to federal prison. What can we do to beat this? Terrified Couple- in Olympia, WA Terrified Couple: "Since I'm not a tax attorney, or any other kind of attorney I'm unq...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The US Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has begun refusing payment of taxes by American taxpayers in US dollars, and now insists on payment in Euros, gold or Swiss francs.
The Bush Administration has reached an agreement with the Senate and the House of Representatives on the proposed "stimulate the ecomony" tax rebates. The rebates, to be issued in May by the IRS, are designed to keep the United States from...
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