New Obama Campaign to Drive "Opposition" Voters from America

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Wednesday, 11 July 2012

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"I got the IRS and 4000 Nukes.... What you got?"

WASHINGTON, DC - In May 2012, billionaire Eduardo Saverin made the news by renouncing his US citizenship; however, he is not alone. Since President Obama took office, the number of Americans leaving the country in 2011 was more than 600% higher than the number leaving in 2008. Now that the US Supreme Court has ruled ObamaCare as "Constitutional" without any limit on the Federal Power of the IRS, the Obama 2012 Re-election has a golden opportunity to win at any cost.

This month Denise Rich renounced her US citizenship. She was married to billionaire Marc Rich, who received a pardon of Tax Evasion charges from Bill Clinton in 2001. Although it may seem that America will have ZERO Billionaires to tax by December 2012, that's not an election problem.

One key to an Obama win in November is simple - Drive All "Opposition" Voters Out of the Country.

Chief Justice John Roberts made it very clear in his decision on ObamaCare that the bill (although written as an unspeakable and unreadable abomination) allowed taxation of anyone, anywhere, for anything, at any rate, and even on nonexistent and imaginary acts or objects. Using the "Guilty-Until-Proven-Innocent" power of the IRS, President Obama can give every American a simple choice:

    "Vote for me, or the IRS will drag you from your homes in the dark of night, and you will never be seen again."

After issuing his Supreme Court 5-4 decision, Justice Roberts went to the archipelago of Malta and negotiated his Diplomatic Immunity from the IRS, along with status as an EPA "Endangered Species" and UN status as "World Heritage Cultural Icon." Legal analysts say the Chief Justice could strangle half-a-million people, put it on YouTube, and still be appointed World Chairman on Humanitarian Ethics at the United Nations.

In 2011, the US Federal Government Spending was $3.6 Trillion, with a Deficit of $1.3 Trillion.

Here's how Obama can win the election:

1. Executive Order for US Debt Elimination - 100% Income Tax for those Earning $200,000+

    This would only provide $1.9 Trillion in Revenue ... leaving a $1.7 Trillion Deficit.

2. Obama holds Press Conference Declaring Millionaires "Un-Patriotic" for Not Paying Enough.

3. The Department of Health and Human Services Declares a 100% Income PENALTY under ObamaCare for those Earning $200,000+

    This provides another $1.9 Trillion, which covers Federal Spending for the Year. However, the US Debt remains at $15 Trillion.

4. The IRS presses Felony Charges against anyone not able to pay the 100% Income PENALTY, after they paid the 100% Income Tax.

5. If putting 5% of the US Population in Prison isn't Enough, Insist Americans Cover "Their FAIR SHARE" of the Debt. (Call them "Un-Patriotic" when they whine.)

6. Roughly 70 Million Pay Taxes to the IRS.... "Fair Share" per Tax-Payer = $200,000

    Note: About 140 Million file Taxes, but 49% Receive "Refunds", or government payments and benefits exceeding taxes withheld from earned income.

To make things worse, the IRS knows that it paid $4 Billion in "Refunds" to Illegal Immigrants committing fraud, but the IRS says it would be illegal to stop payments until after the government issues arrest warrants against the criminals.

In other news, the Federal Government "Over-Paid" $14 Billion in Jobless Benefits (like to people with jobs).

Bonus Votes: Operation "Cocaine Ballot-Box"

Attorney General Eric Holder has notified Arizona that the Obama Administration will not enforce Federal Law in Arizona. While "Fast and Furious" sent more than 1400 weapons to Drug Cartels in Mexico, the US Department of "Justice" insists that every Mexican working for the Drug Cartels vote for Obama in the Arizona Presidential Election. Holder has sworn to block the deportation of up to 800,000 Mexicans voting for Obama, and if Arizona's electoral votes go to Romney, he will sell the state to Mexico for $23 Million while ballots are being recounted. This would nullify all votes cast for Romney in Arizona.

Robert Gibbs, Obama Re-election Team: Obama is the one who deserves to win the 2012 Election.... The worst thing for America would be if people elected someone with Swiss bank accounts, like Romney. You can't elect someone with a Swiss bank account ... it's like being a Nazi.

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