In response to claims that Gordon Brown threw diaries and cups of coffee at civil servants, Gordon Brown now claims in his autobiography, "The Road to Oblivion" that it was, in fact, poltergeists which threw things at people and not him in a fit of p...
Tel Aviv, Israel. Following his controversial appearances at the nineteenth Commonwealth Games in Delhi, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown has continued his "eve of destruction" by arriving in the Israeli capital. Brown arrived and stunned waitin...
Delhi, India. The nineteenth Commonwealth Games have been further dragged down as a sporting contest when former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown appeared controversially in a number of contests here in Delhi. The first event Brown was spotted in wa...
Tony was gone. It was my time to shine. Move to the house between 11 and 9. Go to the Queen in a fancy car. Everyone's talking about me. At last I'm a star. Then things got squiffy. The economy crashed, the mistakes I made as Chancellor trashed the economy system. All was in flames. Some pointed fingers. Others shouted names. I? I worked on. As the war lumbered on. Northern Rock alrea...
He's worked in Number 11 and Number 10. Now he's moving all the way to Number 2 at 9. Yes, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown walked out of his current position as the Stig and joined another one of the BBC's hit programmes: The Apprentice. Con...
Fifeshire feifdom, Scotland: Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown, the overbearing, dictatorial, class war driven, English hating, middle-class loathing, paranoid, spend-and-tax, serial borrowing, Marxist leaning, I'm always right, incompetent Bully, who has...
In a statement that will shock the world Gordon Brown has said he will not be going to take part in the Commonwealth Games in Delhi. I am withdrawing from the High Jump and the Long Jump. I have seen shit in the pit you jump into and I have had enough shit to last me a lifetime. I asked him if he had asked Tony Blair for advice before taking his remarkable decision. Tony is one of my best...
"Some people say he's attracted to jobs which involve a lot of firepower. Some people say that nobody has ever seen him smile. Some say he can look a child in the eye and feel good. All we know is, he's called Gordon Brown." Jeremy Clarkson's w...
Harvard University is embarrassed to find it has invited the wrong Brown as visiting Fellow. They thought they were getting Jeffrey R. Brown who recently published a paper 'The Effect of Inheritance Receipt on Retirement Decisions', but instead ha...
Gordon Brown, probably the most disastrous Chancellor, then Prime Minister, Britain has ever known, has announced that he is following tradition in retirement. Like Tony Blair before him, he is buggering off abroad leaving chaos behind him. The t...
Former United Kingdom PM Tony Blair has revealed that former Chancellor of the Exchequer, Gordon Brown, was completely obsessed with usurping Blair's leadership and taking on the role he so jealously coveted: Prime Minister. Blair claimed that at...
Our ever so kind, ex Glorious Leader, Gordon Brown is back with us. Maybe he can use his renowned debating skills to shit in the nest of the new Government? Then again, maybe not. Gordon, it seems, is devoting himself to championing the underdog,...
The strange story of "The Kidnap of Tony Blair" has surfaced once again. This is a story that was dismissed by the Government way back in 2001, but now with the publication of Tony Blair's Memoirs, rumours have again begun to circulate. Insiders...
Professor Stephen Hawking has revealed that God does not influence the "big bang" however former PM Gordon Brown makes one whenever he passes wind. Hawking said that the energy released from Mr Brown's nether region could power a population the size...
Tony Blair's new book, released recently, at last reveals the extent to which he back stabbed poor old Gordy Brown, recently defeated PM of Britain and former chancellor in Blair's government. Blair admits that he went round telling all and sundry...
In the latest startling revelation from his book, Tony Blair claims that Gordon Brown is a closet gay who refused or was unable to come out of the closet. The allegation relates to an incident in 1994, when the two men met at a friend's house to d...
The feud between former Labour Prime Ministers Tony Blair and Gordon Brown is officially over and the couple have agreed to work together as partners as they did once before. They will open a hairdressing salon called Tony&Gordon. For years, t...
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