The strange story of "The Kidnap of Tony Blair" has surfaced once again. This is a story that was dismissed by the Government way back in 2001, but now with the publication of Tony Blair's Memoirs, rumours have again begun to circulate.
Insiders from within the Gordon Brown Camp have for years been telling tales of the day Tony Blair was kidnapped in New York by a man in a Chauffeur driven Limousine. It caused a panic at the heart of Government and the SAS was deployed to get him back. But after an extensive search throughout the streets of New York, no trace of Tony was found for the next 24 hours. The next day, however he was released unharmed, but many say he came back a different man.
Before the kidnap in New York he was a very nice lefty Socialist type of chap who believed in God and wanted the world to be united in Peace. His efforts in Northern Ireland were testament to this fact. But when he came back from the kidnap, however, he was like a robot who had been programmed with an instruction to incite war and make money.
Associates at the time were said to be shocked at the about turn. A secret source who was very close to him before the kidnap said "Someone stole our Tony on a trip to America, and replaced him with a ...Robot Warrior against Terror."
But according to leaked documents this week, despite their suspicions, there was nothing anyone could do. No one could raise the subject that they suspected Tony was a Warrior Robot without looking mad. So instead they just tried to limit the damage he could do by letting Gordon Brown take over the running of Brittain, and letting Tony concentrate on World affairs.
Despite the Tony Blair camp's party line that "Gordon is a Moron", Gordon Brown is in fact a fantastic superhero. Apparently he protected Britain for many years from a Robot Warrior and he deserves a medal.
Last night Gordon Brown refused to comment on the subject because he was very busy. He was trying to figure out how to save the world from Poverty and Injustice. But yesterday morning, a source very close to the Queen said "The people of Britain should sleep easy in their beds tonight, knowing that if our country is ever threatened again by the evil robots, Gordon will be there to save us. But of course, all of this is top secret. Don't tell anyone about the robots. Its a very scary business"
By Katarina Frogpond