"Some people say he's attracted to jobs which involve a lot of firepower. Some people say that nobody has ever seen him smile. Some say he can look a child in the eye and feel good.
All we know is, he's called Gordon Brown."
Jeremy Clarkson's website has recently released a quote stating that Gordon Brown has been approached to become the Stig, following the allegation of former Stig Ben Collins.
"We need a new Stig. Someone who's ruthless, mean, and isn't afraid to make rash decisions. If this guy blows up the car, who gives a f*ck? He's done it to the economy. He can do it to our test track too!"
One of the new Stig, or for this series, Stiglet's responsibilities will be to train celebrities to do the track in record time. Alongside all-time legend Michael Gambon, Nick Clegg has been confirmed as a guest. The new Stig had these words of wisdom to say:
"Clegg? He's a lucky tw*t. It should have been me!!!"