ORLANDO - Speaking from her front porch, Elin Nordegren says that she is fed up with the ever increasing numbers of her friggin bikini burger addicted husband's crotch cookies conquests. She said that she cannot believe that the BN (bitch number)...
World number one, two and three golfer, Tiger Woods has been forced to go back to the traditional golf bag after the World Golfing Federation deemed his golf bag not only illegal, but disgusting. With Woods's wife, Elin Nordegren, not wanting him...
DUBAI - Mrs. Eldrick Tont Woods, better known these days as Elin Nordegren was vacationing in Dubai, India when she was asked about the status of her marriage to Tiger "Dick With Feet" Woods. Nordegren grinned and stated that she has finally decid...
Sources close to Elin Nordegren are drip feeding us with snippets of information which appear to suggest that Elin Nordegren will initiate divorce proceedings against errant husband Tiger Woods. We cannot stress too highly here that the news we're...
ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren had stopped off at a local Mickey D's to treat her kids to a 'Happy Meal' when she was confronted by the latest "TattooGate" rumor. Mrs. Tiger Woods was asked about the rumors that have been floating around Florida and Geo...
ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren, the wife of Tiger "Dick With Feet" Woods boarded a private helicopter in Orlando and flew to Hollywood. Nordegren will reportedly meet with Sandra Bullock in Bullock's Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Vrrroom Vrrroom. Acco...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Jim Carrey suddenly seems to think that he is the new Dr. Phil. Carrey remarked that Tiger Woods' wife, Elin "Queen Elin" Nordegren had to have known about his dozen or so infidelities. Carrey said that no married man can...
A new name that has come up in the Tiger Woods/Elin Nordegren soap opera, Swen Nootrak. Although little is known about rock guitarist Swen, he has been mentioned as being seen with Elin at different places in Europe and was apparently an old "fri...
The estranged wife of Tiger Woods stated this morning that she is not buying that Tiger Woods interview yesterday. "Just go back and look at him when his father passed away. That was real grief. Then look at his face on TV during that apology thi...
Tiger Woods has just completed his stay at The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic in Mississippi. Tiger's physician at the clinic was Dr. Turner Elderflower, noted sex therapist, counselor, and bon vivant. Dr. Elderflower said that Mr...
HATTIESBURG, Mississippi - Elin Nordegren traveled to the Delta state to visit her husband, Tiger Woods, who is in rehab to cure him of Dickaliticus, which is the inherent urge to try and poke every white female of pokeable age. Elin, who still an...
After all the wild stories, most apparently being true, of Tiger Woods escapades since last Thanksgiving , most people gave up on Tiger and Elin Woods but that may not be so. Several people claim that they saw the two together on the Bay St. Louis...
TAMPA, Florida - Elin Nordegren has just finished writing her first book and it is on her husband Eldrick Tont Woods and the members of his Golf Gate Scorecard Cutey Club. Elin chose the book title from a list of over 70 choices that she had writt...
Elin has been approached by so many talk shows that she recently put a special answering unit on her phone that simply says; "No I won't, Yes I am, "I really don't give a damn"! The questions most asked of her were, "Will you appear on the ______ show"? "Are you really divorcing Tiger"? "Do you know where your husband is"? Tiger on the other hand has a special answering unit on his phone...
While little is heard about Mrs. Woods (Elin) since all the news is about her husband, I was able to gain a private interview with her concerning her plans for the future. Mrs. Woods revealed that contrary to the many reports that she is leaving Tiger, she comments that this is the furthest thing from her mind. Her plans are that she will be staying with him to take advantage of all the mone...
Elin Nordegren has admitted that she was "just PMSing really bad" when she beat up husband Tiger Woods last month. Mrs. Woods said from her vacation hotel in Nassau that "I knew Tiger was sleeping with everything with a hole and a nice pair of tits,...
Controversy over the paternity of Elin Nordegren's children first erupted on December 17, when The Spoof reported Elin's claim that an unnamed 'pool boy' was the father of her children, rather than her husband, Tiger Woods. On the following day, T...
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