Elin Nordegren Denies The Rumor That She Is Jesse James' Cycle Chick #6

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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Elin Nordegren's ex-hair stylist, Mr. Frisky dancing at Orlando's Gay Bay Beach Club.

ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren had stopped off at a local Mickey D's to treat her kids to a 'Happy Meal' when she was confronted by the latest "TattooGate" rumor.

Mrs. Tiger Woods was asked about the rumors that have been floating around Florida and Georgia that she was involved with Mr. Sandra Bullock and is believed to be Cycle Chick #6.

Elin immediately put ear plugs in both her children's ears and remarked that she has been hearing that vicious rumor for the past week and that it is absolutely not true.

"Not true?" She was asked.

"Not frigginly true in any sense of being effeningly accurate." Replied the Swedish blonde.

Nordegren went on to say that she knows where the rumor originated and she will be reporting her ex-hair stylist Mr. Frisky to the Florida Federation of Hairdressers Board.

Elin went on to say that the reason Mr. Frisky started that rumor is because the last time she was in his hair salon she pointed out to Mr. Frisky that the purple eyeshadow he was wearing clashed horribly with his skin tight little fuchsia short shorts.

Nordegren also pointed out to Mr. Frisky that his Northern California lisp is getting a whole lot worse.

Mr. Frisky became quite flustered and remarked to Elin, "My lisp iyth not tho bad tho you can kyth my ath bitch."

In news from Movie Land. Sylvester Stallone has just announced that he will soon begin filming 'Rocky 17 - Yo Pauly, Check Out My Man Boobs.'

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