Elin Nordegren - The Smart Money Says Its A $200mil Divorce

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Thursday, 15 April 2010


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Cutting The Ties With Tiger Woods

Sources close to Elin Nordegren are drip feeding us with snippets of information which appear to suggest that Elin Nordegren will initiate divorce proceedings against errant husband Tiger Woods.

We cannot stress too highly here that the news we're picking up is in any way guaranteed to be accurate, but we are passing on what we're being told from a usually reliable source.

What we're hearing is that Elin Nordegren feels that she's done the right thing by her husband in supporting him for as long as she has, but that she can no longer tolerate what she perceives as the humiliation which she has had to endure thus far.

Rumors abound that an announcement will shortly be made by Elin Nordegren that she will proceed with divorce proceedings on the grounds of her husband not having the capacity or presence of mind to keep his dick in his pants and refrain from fucking anything with a pulse.

Citing her husband's grovelling 'public apology' for his multiple indiscretions as a fine example of 'showing off' Nordegren will argue in court that her husband, Tiger Woods hasn't changed at all and is hardly ever likely to. No matter how much sex therapy he gets.

A sad day indeed for the Tiger Woods family. At least it will be if what we've been told turns out to be true. Which it doesn't always.

More as we start feeling creative and economical with the truth again.

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