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Sunday, 21 February 2010

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The estranged wife of Tiger Woods stated this morning that she is not buying that Tiger Woods interview yesterday.

"Just go back and look at him when his father passed away. That was real grief. Then look at his face on TV during that apology thing", Nordegren told UP2.

Nordegren stated that Tiger has given her the same stuff ever since the news broke.

"Oh he's sorry, alright. Sorry he got caught. Sorry he paid out all that hush money that didn't work. Sorry he drove away and hurt me and the kids."

"How about all those women he has been with? No mention of any names that I heard. I have news from a couple of the ladies and they are furious that THEY are getting the hate mail, instead of Tiger. They didn't lead him astray. Some of them are hurting because it went further than a one-nighter."

So it looks like things are pretty much the same as before the speech. To Tiger's fans, all those women simply led him astray. But to everyone else, it's pretty obvious that the Tiger was the one on the prowl.

Personally I didn't realize that he failed to apologize to the ladies. He apologized to everyone else, from the Indianapolis Colts to the troops in Afghanistan & Iraq.

This is Dan Hilliard, Ass Reporter for UP2.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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