Written by jansal

Friday, 8 January 2010

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This call is being answered by an automatic answering system..........

Elin has been approached by so many talk shows that she recently put a special answering unit on her phone that simply says; "No I won't, Yes I am, "I really don't give a damn"!

The questions most asked of her were, "Will you appear on the ______ show"? "Are you really divorcing Tiger"? "Do you know where your husband is"?

Tiger on the other hand has a special answering unit on his phone that replies with; 'If you would have kept your f__ing mouth shut we wouldn't be having this conversation."

Their Attorney's phone lines are picked up with: You have reached the attorney of Elin Woods, your call is being forwarded to the attorney of Tiger Woods who is being billed for this call.

Tiger's attorney answers with; "Please do us a HUGE favor and remove this number from your telephone contact list we are no long accepting any more claims to sex with Mr. Woods."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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