MINNEAPOLIS, MN-In a tearful press conference yesterday morning, a contrite Brett Favre apologized for a series of improper text messages sent to Vikings staff informing them that he was in great health and perfectly committed to a playoff run wi...
JOHNSON CITY, NY - Although recent revelations that future retired NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent photos of his necessary privates on several occasions to coyolicious New York Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger during the 2008 season might seem sh...
Brett Favre is in the news, again, and this time it isn't for reasons you would expect. He is in the news for hitting on women half his age. This is a list of reasons why Brett Favre needs help. 5. He doesn't seem to understand men don't cry. 4. He uses his press conferences like they are free therapy sessions. 3. He thinks pictures of his penis will impress girls with fake boobs.
Erin Andrews, ESPN's Keyhole Kutie, reacted today when she found out that apparently she was the only female sideline analyst that hadn't received pictures of Brett Farve's Privates on her Cell Phone! "I think it's outrageous," she said vehemently...
The NFL has reported that it is reviewing reports involving Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre after the sports Web site Deadspin posted naked pictures, text and voice messages it alleges the married quarterback sent to a model and former tele...
NFL fans and owners breathed a collective sigh of relief when rumors that Brett Favre was queer were dispelled by a gold-digging tramp. Jenn Sterger, a sideline reporter for the Jets, succeeded in tripping Brett with her long legs and beautiful b...
After Thursday night's loss to the New Orleans Saints, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre was asked about the loss. "Did we loss? Doggone it. At least I set another record with that interception. I knew we had a bad second half but we lost?...
A meeting of National Football League owners in Atlanta brought up something that they were all in agreement to do: Go to an 18 game football season. Although it cannot be done until a major contract negotiations with the players union next year,...
Brett Favre stood at a podium at the Minnesota Vikings headquarters and took questions from reporters after his choking performance Sunday against the New Orleans Saints. Favre threw more interceptions in that game than the Dallas Cowboys Tony Romo h...
Claiming he always loves to travel and welcomes a challenge, NFL Legend Quarterback Brett Favre announced he is leaving the NFL in order to join the SGA (Scottish Gridiron Association) dedicated to advance American football in Scotland! Reports co...
NEW ORLEANS - In a game that went back and forth more than Kirstie Alley and an ice cream shop, the Saints (once the Ain'ts) pulled it out 31-28 on a field goal by their 16-year-old kicker. As he watched the ball sail through the uprights one coul...
Looking like an old man trying to give one to the Gipper, Farve hipped, hopped, flipped and then flopped in his bid to play in the big one with Real Super Bowl Contenders. Farve, in the first half did make a genuine but feeble effort, flicking a...
Received by Special Morse Code, the Sports Desk has just received word that underdog Bret Farve is out for the playoffs due to rheumatoid arthritis in his hips, thumbs, eyes and both Big Toes. Fearing a serious loss of underdog spirit against mu...
DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones has flown down to Brazil to conduct tryouts to hopefully find a new field goal kicker among Brazil's dozens of soccer teams. Jones admitted that the kicking position is not exactly his biggest...
MINNEAPOLIS - Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre had just barely gotten out of the dressing room shower after soundly beating the Dallas Cowboys 34-3, when this reporter asked him to comment on the rumor that he may consider running for the go...
Minnesota - (Ass Mess): The Minnesota Vikings superstar has been offered $1 million to accompany General Platt and Britain's Gut Talent warbler Susan Boyle on the new single. The celeb quaterback was heard honing his vocal talents at Sunday's 34-3...
Led by a 40 year old farmer, the Minnesota Vikings hosted the invading Dallas Cowboys, and when the dust settled proved the only thing the Dudes from Dallas had going for them was their cheerleaders. The highly vaunted offense of the Cowboys, rej...
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