Romo Bends Over and Coughs It Up--3 Times! Cowboys LOSE! Old Guy Favre WINS!

Funny story written by Morse

Sunday, 17 January 2010

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Cowboy Fan Abel Rodriquez Looks at Scoreboard and Screams YOU LIE as Romo Bombs in Minnesota

Led by a 40 year old farmer, the Minnesota Vikings hosted the invading Dallas Cowboys, and when the dust settled proved the only thing the Dudes from Dallas had going for them was their cheerleaders.

The highly vaunted offense of the Cowboys, rejuvenated in the last 5 regular season games, ground to a halt today, being limited to just 3 points in the first 58 minutes of a 60 minute NFL Playoff game.

Along the way the Dallas kicker missed 2 field goals, and Tony Romo looked like he forgot to wipe the pomade from his fingers as he fumbled the ball away 3 times while running for his young, cocky, life.

Brett Favre, abandoning his usual unshaven game face, appeared clean shaven and 20 years younger than his biography admits to, throwing four (4) touchdowns in the 34-3 spanking of the Cocky Cowboys.

Cowboy Coach Wade Phillips, the December win surge seemingly saving his job for yet another year, appeared befuddled, perplexed, and decidedly nervous when he looked up to the owner's box and saw owner Jerry Jones huddling and canoodling with Layla & Lane Kiffin, the Conjoined Barracudas of College Football with Pro Aspirations.

As the 4th quarter wound down and the Vikings continued to pile up first downs, Phillips was seen on the sidelines begging and beseeching his players to stay on the field and finish out the game.

The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders were seen to move to the home side of the stadium and start to mingle with Viking's Players when with less than 2 minutes to play Favre tossed his 4th touchdown pass, and waved to Jessica Simpson sitting in the stands wearing an impressive set of Viking Horns under her Purple Jersey.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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