Erin Andrews, ESPN's Keyhole Kutie, reacted today when she found out that apparently she was the only female sideline analyst that hadn't received pictures of Brett Farve's Privates on her Cell Phone!
"I think it's outrageous," she said vehemently, " I spend over $5,000 a month for text time, international usage, 7500 apps, plus federal tax, and I can't get one little shriveled up dick picture from a 41 year old washed up quarterback with bad ankles, no fashion sense, and a lousy hairstyle! WTF! I mean, I knew what I was getting into when I worked Soccer with Skoob...he didn't even have a cell phone, and he preferred to show me his winky in person...at least I got the Joke!"
According to a spokesman for the under siege quarterback, any slight to the former Dancing with the Star's long legged hottie was not intended.
"The only thing I can think of, 'said Bubba Johnson, former left guard for Brett in 1951, since retired, "is that The Boss dialed the wrong number. I know for a fact that he has all her nude pictures from that motel interlude right up at the top of his downloads, right next to Friends, Families, and Pets!"
According to a source close to Erin, she's not waiting around. "She knows Jenn Sterger pretty well from a hot tub party with Peyton Manning when he was in college. Erin is pretty sure she'd be willing to share. It wouldn't be the first time!"