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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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Brett Favre is in the news, again, and this time it isn't for reasons you would expect. He is in the news for hitting on women half his age.

This is a list of reasons why Brett Favre needs help.

5. He doesn't seem to understand men don't cry.

4. He uses his press conferences like they are free therapy sessions.

3. He thinks pictures of his penis will impress girls with fake boobs.

2. Too many blows to the head have left him unable to remember his wife's cellphone number.

1. He thinks hitting on girls his daughter's age is a good idea.

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