Brett Favre Not Queer - NFL Fans Relieved

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Saturday, 9 October 2010


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NFL fans and owners breathed a collective sigh of relief when rumors that Brett Favre was queer were dispelled by a gold-digging tramp.

Jenn Sterger, a sideline reporter for the Jets, succeeded in tripping Brett with her long legs and beautiful breasts as he walked past her during a game.

In her desire to lure him in for an interview Jenn thrust out her weapons in front of Brett and before he new what hit him, Brett was flat on his back.

The team doctor treated Brett on the scene for a slight case of embarrassment and pronounced him a completely normal man.

His jubilant teammates and Jets coaches were seen giving him high-fives and the thumbs-up sign as they all left the field.

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