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Funny story: NY Yankees to Trade Alex Rodriquez to L.A. Angels for Seven-Foot Pitcher!

NY Yankees to Trade Alex Rodriquez to L.A. Angels for Seven-Foot Pitcher!

That rumor you have been hearing apparently could be true that the New York Yankees will be trading star slugger Alex Rodriquiz to the Los Angeles Angels for 7-foot pitcher Loek van Mil who has the hot stove league abuzz early this year. "Van Mil...

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Funny story: The "Voluptuously Sultry" Cameron Diaz and Her New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod Film A Popcorn Commercial

The "Voluptuously Sultry" Cameron Diaz and Her New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod Film A Popcorn Commercial

NEW YORK CITY - Over two billion world wide viewers saw the seductively sexy Cameron Diaz hand-feeding some popcorn to her boyfriend Alex Rodriguez during this years Super Bowl XLV. Wentworth Goldenbaum, an advertising executive with Act IV Popcorn, stated that he was home watching the game in which the Green Bay Packers defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-25 and suddenly Cameron was shown on t...

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Funny story: Cameron Diaz Photographed Playing With Alex Rodriguez's Baseballs Down In Mexico

Cameron Diaz Photographed Playing With Alex Rodriguez's Baseballs Down In Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Cameron Diaz spent the Thanksgiving holiday down in sunny old Mexico with New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod. Diaz who at 38, is three years older than the Yankee pinstripper, told local reporters that she has...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

It seems that it was OK for a married Tiger Woods to have lovers all over the country but Elin Nordegren doesn't deserve the right to get married again and begin to have more kids. "That's exactly what she's going to do", stated Elin's sister. "Sh...

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Funny story: Alex Rodriguez: I Don't Think I Can Handle Miley Cyrus!

Alex Rodriguez: I Don't Think I Can Handle Miley Cyrus!

Apparently New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has had an invitation to drop by and visit Miley Cyrus in her new three million dollar playhouse within a short distance from her parents home in Los Angeles. Rodriguez, who has been married and ha...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Loses $1M Lawsuit Against Yankees

Lady Gaga Loses $1M Lawsuit Against Yankees

Whether a woman or a man, one thing for sure is that Lady Gaga has just said goodbye to her $1,000,000 lawsuit against the New York Yankees. Over a year ago, a line drive off the bat of a Yankee slugger went straight into the stands scattering pla...

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Funny story: A-Rod Sucks, Jeter Swallows

A-Rod Sucks, Jeter Swallows

In lower Manhattan, on their day off from the manly, sweaty, testosterone filled game of baseball, Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez were spotted by fans at a high class café. "I could see them through the large glass pane," said self-proclaim...

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Funny story: Alex Rodriguez Dating Lady Gaga!

Alex Rodriguez Dating Lady Gaga!

Everyone was surprised the other night when Lady Gaga showed up at the New York Yankees shower room, except Alex Rodriguez. Why? Because, according to the Lady herself, she had been invited there to see Alex Rodriguez, the Yankee slugger. "A...

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Funny story: Yanks Livid After Learning A-Rod's Groin Injury Linked to Off Field Antics!

Yanks Livid After Learning A-Rod's Groin Injury Linked to Off Field Antics!

The Yanks lost more than a game last night when Alex Rodriquez was forced to take himself out of the contest with a groin injury that the trainer said was caused when the slugger 'slid into home' in a late night visit to a strange stadium. A-Rod,...

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Funny story: Texas Rangers Bankrupt! A-Rod Still Owed $25m Says "food stamps now an option!"

Texas Rangers Bankrupt! A-Rod Still Owed $25m Says "food stamps now an option!"

The Texas Rangers have declared bankruptcy, claiming millions of dollars are still outstanding to NY Yankee Alex Rodriquez from an ill fated 2001 deal, other millions wasted on non performing players long gone, and the policy of encouraging a fan...

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Funny story: Marmite XO: The Extra Strong Yeast Infection Goes On Sale in UK! Customers Holding Their Breath!

Marmite XO: The Extra Strong Yeast Infection Goes On Sale in UK! Customers Holding Their Breath!

Hard core Brits are waiting with baited breath (whew) for the long awaited extra strength cracker spread Marmite, which goes on sale early next month in time for St. Patrick's Day. The much maligned Spread for Bread, around since 1902 , has a str...

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Funny story: Alex Rodriguiz On Steroids Say Miami Neighbors

Alex Rodriguiz On Steroids Say Miami Neighbors

According to those who live near New York Yankee slugger known to everyone as A-Rod, has been taking steroids for some time. Next door neighbor, Bertha Longnose, told a reporter from UP2 that she had witnessed some strange events. "I've seen...

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Funny story: A-Rod and Kate Hudson's Relationship "Strikes Out!"

A-Rod and Kate Hudson's Relationship "Strikes Out!"

MIAMI - New York Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez, 34, and Hollywood actress Kate Hudson, 30, have both 'struck out.' The once happy couple has 'gone down swinging.' A-Rod and K-Hud are heading back to the dugout with their timber in their hands.

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Funny story: The New York Yankees Win The World Series For The 99th Time

The New York Yankees Win The World Series For The 99th Time

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Yankees have just won the 2009 World Series. They defeated the Philadelphia Phillies in game six 7 to 3. And in capturing the world baseball title, Yankees owner George Steinbrenner has shown the sports world what spen...

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Funny story: A-Rod's Girlfriend Kate Hudson Hints One Day She'll Be K-Rod

A-Rod's Girlfriend Kate Hudson Hints One Day She'll Be K-Rod

WEMBLEY, England - American actress Kate Hudson was in town for a magazine photo shoot. The daughter of Goldie Hawn and musician Bill Hudson is trying to spice up her image from that of the nice girl-next-door to one of the not so nice ho-next-doo...

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Funny story: A-Rod Finally Chimes In On The Letterman-Palin Feud

A-Rod Finally Chimes In On The Letterman-Palin Feud

NEW YORK CITY - New York Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod has finally commented on the Letterman-Palin controversy which centered around him. A-Rod said that he first heard about all of the brouhaha when he was sitting in the dugout dur...

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Funny story: Yank Skipper Girardi : Bosux Penny hit Big Bucks A-Rod on Purpose

Yank Skipper Girardi : Bosux Penny hit Big Bucks A-Rod on Purpose

The manager of the New York Yankees, Joe Girardi has accused Boston Red Sox pitcher Brad Penny of plunking Alex Rodriguez on purpose. Girardi went before the press and offered copious details to prove his case that Penny threw at billionnaire A-Rod i...

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