Alex Rodriguez: I Don't Think I Can Handle Miley Cyrus!

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Sunday, 5 September 2010

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Apparently New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has had an invitation to drop by and visit Miley Cyrus in her new three million dollar playhouse within a short distance from her parents home in Los Angeles.

Rodriguez, who has been married and had two children with his wife, Cynthia, while apparently seeing a host of ladies before their divorce and has went from Madonna to Kate Hudson, seemed genuinely shocked at the invitation.

"I don't want to talk about that", he stated. "We have a pennant race going on."

That's funny, because he was in other pennant races while seeing the other gals.

When asked if the rumors were true, Miley simply shrugged. "I have talked to Alex a couple of times. He says he's busy right now slapping some balls or something."

As stated before, Liam Hemsworth was threatening anyone who moved into the Miley house but I don't think he'd take on Alex Rodriguez.

"Rodriguez? Alex Rodriguez the New York Yankee slugger? Never heard about that one", stated Liam in an interview in "Playhouse". "He had better wait until the Yankees season is over or he'll fall down running to first base!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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