The man who delivered the foster report has revealed he has suffered a deep personal tragedy. It happened just seven hours after he delivered the report that revealed the failings of the NHS. The Terrible tragedy occured as Dr Foster was celebrati...
Lakeville, CT - The infiltration by an uninvited visitor of a monthly book club meeting hosted by Adam Brooks and his wife, Melissa, has sent shockwaves through this sleepy community in upstate Connecticut and demonstrated the frailty of the sanctity...
Washington D.C. - Making their dream come true, a white Virginia couple somehow breached security and entered into the White House for an Obama dinner party. Secret Service acknowledged the oversight. "It was rather obvious they didn't belong, but...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has invited Tareg and Michaele Salahi to participate in a charity nude tennis match at his Playboy Mansion. The Salahis have gained world wide notoriety for crashing a White House party that honored the...
The fake DC socialites who penetrated security to crash a White House state dinner may be headed for a penitentiary. Michaele and Tareq Salahi-who somehow tricked their way into President Obama's black-tie gala for the prime minister of India-"wi...
Hitler lives on and now his memorabilia is being sold to his ex-enemies for millions of dollars. Jaggedone already reported that Hitler's house in Braun, Austria was secretly bought by Obama, he wants to use it later as a perfect location to spend...
Senator Bargis Tryhol of Newark NJ announced today that he intends to run in the next Presidential Election Campaign in opposition to Sarah Palin, and incumbent President Barack Obama. Having cleaned up the New Jersey Union racketeers and the NYC...
For the first time in the history of Santa Claus it has been annouced the official US Santa 2009 will be black. Another bastion of white supremacy has finally capitulated and as for a White Christmas in 2010 it will also be black! This has caus...
White House- President Barrack Obama after replacing the term "War on Terror" with the new watered down "Overseas Contingency Operations." is now releasing to the press terminology to be used at future press conferences. "Terrorism" is to b...
WASHINGTON DC - According to my source, Heinze Kissinger, Obama has been rated the 'worlds most interesting man' by a large beer company owned by one of his former presidential rivals. In secret talks between the beer company and Obama, it was put...
The Nairobi Trio, three actors, dressed as gorillas, mechanically miming to music like wind-up toys, were a staple of the Ernie Kovac Show, which aired on American Television in the 1950's. Last week The elderly manager of the Nairobi Trio, Mikl...
Comic actor Eddie Murphy is said to be considering a move into politics. The star of Beverley Hills Cop and Norbit is keen to add his considerable voice to the issues troubling America. Said a friend: "He had dinner with Schwarchenegger who tol...
All mounted police in the UK were sacked today. This shock move comes about in the wake of fired drug adviser David Nutt's comments. Professor Nutt spoke about taking ecstasy being less dangerous than riding a horse. He was quickly relived of his...
Washington, D.C. - While 2,000 children lined up patiently in front of the White House, awaiting their turn to get a treat from the Obamas, one little boy was not so lucky. 8 year-old Adam Brickman, fresh from graduating grade one and from one of...
Milton P. Bennett is the latest victim of the Hate Crime Laws in America. He is 65yrs old, heterosexual and caucasian, father of three, a heroic Vietnam vet and much loved by his community. But that didn't stop the St Louis Melanin Fairies (SLMF) fro...
PHOENIX AZ - In response to Federal efforts to restrain Sherrif Joe, Joe is sending his posse to the White House to check for illegal aliens. According to my source, Joe, the posse is looking for forged birth certificates. "I don't care what peop...
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is rumoured to be joining hit TV show Dancing on Ice. Smith, whose time in office was stained thanks to her husband openly masturbating, has neither confirmed the stories nor denied them. A spokesperson said: "It's a...
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