PHOENIX AZ - In response to Federal efforts to restrain Sherrif Joe, Joe is sending his posse to the White House to check for illegal aliens. According to my source, Joe, the posse is looking for forged birth certificates.
"I don't care what people think. I was elected by dog lovers", Joe whined in a sarcastic manner to the press gathered at his office.
"What does the Federal government have to do with Arizona? Heck, most of this state is Indian reservation. I'm just enforcing the law. I think I need to send my posse to the White House, I'm gonna send my posse to the White House.
"Half those people in it are probably from some other country, like New Jersey or something. Didn't we defeat New Jersey in the last war? I mean, come on!", Joe concluded.
