US Santa 2009 is black! KKK, Aryan Brotherhood and other White Power groups cause national riots!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 16 November 2009

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We tolerate a black president but stealing our "WHITE SANTA" is too much, WHITE POWER, WHITE POWER!

For the first time in the history of Santa Claus it has been annouced the official US Santa 2009 will be black.

Another bastion of white supremacy has finally capitulated and as for a White Christmas in 2010 it will also be black!

This has caused the KKK, Aryan Brotherhood and other White Power movements to react violently and riots have broken out all over the US, especially in Alabama, San Quentin and the Mississippi region.

Burning crosses, white hooded figures, tattoed swastikas in San Quentin are raging and this time the US has gone a step to far they say!

A KKK spokesman Blanche Goebbel.S.S told the awaiting all-white press (blacks were not invited, surprise!)

"This is just fucking multi-culti bullshit gone mad, first we get Obama, OK, Basketball, Baseball are in black hands, pop music is 90% black, rapping bastards, now they go and steal our "White than White Father Christmas alias Santa!"

"This is fucking war, WHITE POWER, WHITE POWER!"

Meanwhile in San Quentin and other prisons the Aryan Brothers have been invited to visit Santa and seeing it's the only time they're allowed presents they've had to swallow their "white pride" and sit on Santa's knee!

An Aryan leader was asked why they swallowed he answered, "it's the only time in the year that we are treated like human beings, so we swallowed, but wait till the black muvva fucker get's in the shower, he'll come out Dickless!!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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