Hitler's Mercedes sold to Russian billionaire, his house already sold to Obama!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 23 November 2009

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Adolf would be proud to know that his memorabilia is worshipped by Russians, Yanks and Israeli's!

Hitler lives on and now his memorabilia is being sold to his ex-enemies for millions of dollars.

Jaggedone already reported that Hitler's house in Braun, Austria was secretly bought by Obama, he wants to use it later as a perfect location to spend his "WHITE CHRISTMAS'S" for skiing in the "Austrian White snow," revelling in the memory of Adolf in the house where he was born, freely wearing his Jackboots and growing a Hitler moustache, JAWOHL!

Now a Russian billionaire has bought Adolf's Mercedes, he want's to take it back to ex-enemy territory, parade it on the Red Square in front on communist, socialist, Lenin's Tomb, excite his Nazi skinhead followers (Moscow is home to the most Nazi's in the world??) and stick his fingers up at the UDSSR, Stalin, Breschnew and Kruschov!

Now global Hitler observers may think gloryfying Hitler memorabilia is quite perverse and an insult to Israel and jews the world over.

Well they're wrong, Hitler's home on a mountain in Berchtesgarden, Germany, has just been bought by the Israeli billionaire, Ben Nevis, he wants to gather inspiration for further genocidal acts on the Palestinians!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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