With a new bigger news release everyday it seems, there are now rumors of a video of Tiger Woods and one of his partners and maybe even more than two official little Tiger cubs running around. A little over a month ago, no one would have believed...
Orlando, Fla - (Labia Babe): Tiger Woods' hooker agency top gal Mindy Lawton was always known by her 'Wantonly Dim' booking codename. "We kinda liked rearranging their names," the brothel's madam explained today. "Mindy sure fitted the bill wit...
A report has came out this morning that several, if not all, of TheSpoof writers may have to be relocated to a "safe house" as Tiger defenders might turn to violence. "I hate to see it done but TheSpoof must protect its people", stated a rep for t...
MALIBU BEACH - Holly Sampson, aka number 7 on Tiger Woods "Scorecard" is presently negotiating with PlayGal Magazine to sell a collection of two dozen nude photos of the worlds most famous golfer. Cypress Klinkenberg, the publisher of PlayGal said...
In a shock announcement last night a woman has stepped forward and claimed to have never had sex with Tiger Woods. The news has stunned all who have watched the Tiger Woods story from the start, as day by day the numbers of women admitting to hav...
Still the reports keep coming in and most people are losing count as others come forward to say they have had an affair with Tiger Woods. Reports are that two reporters from the National Star have dropped dead from exhaustion. Seventeen members...
With every new story coming out about the "Exploits of the Tiger" and as white blonds continue to come forward, an unexpected thing has happened: It has caused many marriage rebounds! "Oh, I can't get people to answer the door to sign for a pac...
London - (In the Rough): Leeching off the manhood of champions has been the secret of her longevity. But the fountain of HM's youth has now dried up as Tiger Woods' prenup lawyers padlock his putter. Frantic midnight phone calls have gone una...
Eight-time Grand Slam winner Andre Agassi says it would be irresponsible to jump to conclusions about Tiger Woods without the full facts, after recent claims about the golfer's private life. Woods, the world's number 1 golfer and philanderer, cras...
Recent statements made to Playgirl Magazine regarding photos of Tiger Woods in the buff have been determined a hoax after measurement by measuring experts at a local machine shop. The pics, showing a John Holmes sized whammer, were compared to the...
Frantic action on the golf circuit this afternoon, as it was reported in some newspapers that an eyewitness had come forward to give evidence in the Tiger Woods case to the effect that the world's number one golfist is, in fact, gay. The claim, ma...
The United States Congress was ready to award Tiger Woods the Congressional Gold Medal for maintaining a politically correct and dutiful Dudley Do-Right image until today. Recent revelations have painted the Golf Great as more of a back ally consume...
The present number of people to have claimed intimate romantic relationships with Tiger Woods has climbed to 3,428 and more are coming forward. The latest confessor is Frances Bertinelli, an Italian seamstress who claimed to have met Tiger at a F...
PERTH, Australia - Tiger Woods is perched atop a massive iceberg more than twice the size of New York's Manhattan island and is now drifting slowly toward Australia, scientists announced on Wednesday. The golf phenomenon cleaved himself from the p...
ORLANDO - One of Tiger Woods "Golf Girls" who only last week was working as an $8 an hour waitress at Patty Cakes Pancake Palace is now suddenly the owner of Patty Cakes Pancake Palace. Lawton told a reporter for The Pensacola Gazette Searcher tha...
Lovelock, Nevada - (Gonads): "Poor guy, like he's OD'd on all that Elin PMS!" a thoughtful OJ Simpson confided in inmates at Lovelock Correctional Center today. "Sure is called the seven year bitch! Single women can smell it a mile off. Turns the...
Tiger Woods, whose unparalleled golf career has made him the first to top $1 billion in championship earnings, is dropping golf as a career -- and launching a new career in the porn industry. In addition to career winnings, Woods' prowess on the...
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