With every new story coming out about the "Exploits of the Tiger" and as white blonds continue to come forward, an unexpected thing has happened:
It has caused many marriage rebounds!
"Oh, I can't get people to answer the door to sign for a package", stated one UPS man. "They're too busy in their rebounding. You can here the springs and moans clear out to the front door."
Others claim that through thin walls and close housing, you can hear cries of "Ohhhh Tiger!" and mighty growls all through the night.
"If I hear one more 'Ohhh Tiger' upstairs while the ceiling plaster comes down on our bed, why I'll...hold on..talk to you later", a man told a reporter from UP2 as he grabbed the missus by the hand and shut the door in his face. (...Ohhhh Tiger!)
It seems that everyone is becoming a Tiger in bed, especially those who have blond wives.
"We're totally out of Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, chocolate, Vitamin C, ginseng and Ky Jelly", stated drug store pharmacists in most small neighborhoods across the US.
Today, President Obama stated that the economy seemed to be, indeed, bouncing back!
