Tiger Woods Should Not Be Judged Just Yet, Says Andre Agassi

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Thursday, 10 December 2009

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Eight-time Grand Slam winner Andre Agassi says it would be irresponsible to jump to conclusions about Tiger Woods without the full facts, after recent claims about the golfer's private life.

Woods, the world's number 1 golfer and philanderer, crashed his car into a tree and a fire hydrant recently after knobbing one of his neighbours, but Agassi says he should be left alone until every grisly detail has been dragged through the mud for months until proven.

Agassi knows what he's talking about. He is the trustworthy soul who was accused of drugs offences whilst still on the Grand Slam circuit, only to escape punishment when tennis' governing body accepted his explanation as to why the drugs ended up inside him - purely accidentally.

It was only years later - and coincidentally, just prior to the release of his autobiography - that he admitted being a liar and a cheat, and what's more, he married Steffi Graf! What was he thinking of??!!

Let's all listen to Andre Agassi; he knows what he's talking about!

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