More Tiger partners coming forward

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Thursday, 10 December 2009

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Lila delights in telling about her Tiger liaisons

The present number of people to have claimed intimate romantic relationships with Tiger Woods has climbed to 3,428 and more are coming forward.

The latest confessor is Frances Bertinelli, an Italian seamstress who claimed to have met Tiger at a Florence pizzeria in 2006. But the amazing fact about this person is that Frances is really Mr Luigi Fiorantini, a motor bike mechanic from Milan.

So, does Tiger have a freaky side or is he just stupid? The question remains unanswered for now.

Among the previous aspirants to come forward was Mrs Lila Millship from 14 Trotter Lane Scunthorpe. In spite of her 93 years of life, she claimed to have slept with Tiger on 19 ocasions. Authorities are still trying to verify her statements.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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