Mindy Lawton is 'Wantonly Dim' says Tiger hooker agency

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 10 December 2009

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Mindy: Wantonly Dim but no dumb blonde

Orlando, Fla - (Labia Babe): Tiger Woods' hooker agency top gal Mindy Lawton was always known by her 'Wantonly Dim' booking codename.

"We kinda liked rearranging their names," the brothel's madam explained today.

"Mindy sure fitted the bill with that randy dumb blonde act!"

For over a year the busty former model-cum-waitress worked flat-out servicing the pro golf champ's every needs.

"Yeah, but after a while she began suspecting he might be cheating on her with some younger sluts.

"And it sure made her mad when he failed to leave a tip after having second helpings 'off-menu' so to speak!"

Lawton, 34, reckons Woods inherited his lustful appetite for horny babes from his secret birth father, ex-US President Bill Clinton.

And his real Mom? Step forward BBC newsreader Moira Stewpot.

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