North Korea has made a new and unusual offer in ongoing negotiations over their nuclear arsenal. A negotiator for Kim Jong Il reportedly said that the rogue leader is quite fond of US celebrity Paris Hilton
American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson announced today that she would cancel her summer tour. While initial reports suggested that this was due to low ticket sales, Clarkson said at a press conference that she decided on this to show so...
Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Jailed socialite Paris Hilton was given a compulsory HIV test at the Twin Towers medical facility despite vehemently protesting her needlephobia and citing human rights to privacy.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jail - Paris Hilton, after landing in jail again, has fired her talent agent. Michael Donkis, said on Tuesday that the 26-year-old socialite "is no longer a client of Endeavor," and her manager's office confirmed...
Shortly after Paris Hilton announced that she found God at the medical facility of the Twin Towers detention center God has issued the following statement:...
In a blatant and obvious attempt to receive hits, the words 'Naked Paris Hilton' have been put in the headline of a satirical article. This comes with the full knowledge that this story will receive more hits than anything that is actually w...
A civilian contractor at the Los Angeles County Jail has collected several vials of tainted socialite Paris Hilton's perspiration, and intends to auction them online. The sweat was allegedly gathered from garments worn by Hilton and later picked...
Somewhere missing, Prince Harry slipped up telling a soldier friend that he is totally head over heels, gaga in love with Paris Hilton. According to sources close to Prince Harry, he's been fixated on Paris ever since he received her sex DVD anon...
Embarrassed by all the attention the new, religious, Paris Hilton is getting, God has issued a burning bush proclamation announcing, he didn't inspire or give Paris any encouragement to do good deeds. "Her deeds are on her, not me" she...
In the court of public opinion, the U.S. justice system is on trial. The prosecution, the media and the American public, the defense, the status quos and the system, the accused, the delicate balance of the scales of justice.
Los Angeles, California - African-American civil rights champion, Rev. Al Sharpton, has taken upon himself to make certain that Paris Hilton will not be receiving any special treatment at the expense of economically challenged Whites or minorities, w...
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Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Paris Hilton's reported Attention Deficit Disorder may have been caused by toxic seepage from the glue that attaches her 30 inch long peroxide hair extensions to her scalp according to medical sources at Lynwood Jail whe...
Lynwood Jail - (Ass Mess): 'Room Service' charges for socialite inmate Paris Hilton at the Lynwood Correctional Facility are said to be running at in excess of $1,000 per day and have been reported as being fully billable to her when her inca...
Twin Towers, Infirmary, Channeling her message through Barbara Walters, Paris Hilton has come clean admitting that she is, in fact, smart. The bimbo exterior she&...
Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): A celebrity website has offered a bounty of $5 million for the first authenticated picture of Paris Hilton at the Twin Towers jail psychiatric facility.
Today: Off The Wire.. (Some Guy) Ann Coulter wants hotel heiress Paris Hilton sent to Camp Delta, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. "She's a goddamn terrorist." Coulter was reported as saying. "Terrifying the Great American People by acting l...
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