Written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 12 June 2007

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God, don't bug me, i'm on vacation

Embarrassed by all the attention the new, religious, Paris Hilton is getting, God has issued a burning bush proclamation announcing, he didn't inspire or give Paris any encouragement to do good deeds. "Her deeds are on her, not me" she has freedom of thought and will do what she does."

Insiders, who wished to remain anonymous, not daring to incur the wrath of God, told the Spoof, God has been kicking back chillin. He really has been, hands off lately. He almost never leaves Nirvana instead preferring to play golf with Einstein, Janis Joplin and Hunter S. Thompson.

St. Peter confirmed these allegations, "yes, I'm keeping the gate at all times, the boss does not leave very often. The last time I remember him interacting with mankind was for the original, Oh God movie, starring George Burns and John Denver. He didn't work on the sequels. or rather he won't admit to contributing them anyway. He did mention he enjoyed, Bruce Almighty, but was reserving any opinion on, Evan Almighty until he sees the release with everyone else.

Televangelists haven't even noticed Gods absence being that they're so self absorbed they wouldn't see a freight train bearing down on them to save their lives. God also claims no affiliation with that crowd either.

Other people God requested not to be associated with include, nations that claim God is on their side, sports teams that some how feel I hated the other team, despite that Red Sox year. All these blessings giving thanks for meals,
I didn't invent McDonalds, bon appetit.

God also requested that Al Sharpton, shut up, for Gods sake.

Bless you, The Lord

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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