Written by queen mudder

Monday, 11 June 2007

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$5 million for a snap, $7 million for a ten second video...

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): A celebrity website has offered a bounty of $5 million for the first authenticated picture of Paris Hilton at the Twin Towers jail psychiatric facility.

The site is run by internet spread betting bookmakers Aintgottaprayer.com which has confirmed that the first picture submitted to them will receive the guaranteed sum "or a cool $1 million more than the nearest rival offer".

Also on the must-have menu of Hilton commemorative custodial memorabilia is a price tag of $7 million for a ten second video of the peroxide socialite in her medical wing uniform.

"The market out there for celebrity humiliation-related souvenirs is red hot right now," an Aintgottaprayer.com source said today.

"Right now our customers are totally focused on Paris of course although a steady 20% of the market will still go for anything kinky connectd with Britney or Lindsay Lohan.

"We predict that in years to come Paris memorabilia will be as collected and prized as anything Jackie Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole Smith today.

"We are advising clients not to bother investing in fine wines, bullion, property, equities, the hydrocarbons industry etc.

"The market pointer is a huge surge of profitability in Paris collectables, with the current custodial period in her life fetching top dollar in years to come."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Paris Hilton




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