Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 14 June 2007

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The HIV test results are supposed to be confidential

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Jailed socialite Paris Hilton was given a compulsory HIV test at the Twin Towers medical facility despite vehemently protesting her needlephobia and citing human rights to privacy.

The blonde jailbird now has to wait for analysis of samples to determine if she is fit and healthy in a move that may have 'completely freaked out' her entire family.

Despite much public acceptance of the HIV condition worldwide Hilton is said to feel she has been reduced to a medical pariah 'paraded on the TV and internet as some sort of freakshow'.

Officially jail sources cannot disclose anybody's medical files. But paranoia runs rife in the Lynwood celebs' wing where the tiniest intrusion into fragile egos' personal lives is often portrayed as a kind of crucifixion.

Hilton is due for release on 25 June unless sufficient medical grounds exist for an extension of treatment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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