BEJING China - An anonymous message was delivered to the US embassy giving 30 days for Americans to vacate. The message seems to be in reponse to these events, previously reported: ...Bernanke now claims all the tea in China, as well as all t...
Fernando Torres hit a shat-trick as Liverpool face farted troubled Hull Shitty at ANAL-field, while Merseyside neighbours Ever-on made pointless Pumps-mouth 'face' their seventh successive defeat. Tottenham arse fumes proved far too strong for poo...
America is to break off diplomatic relations with the UK after the British government did what appears to be a shady deal with Iran by selling them Wales. The deal which is said to be worth around a warehouse stockpiled with bingo balls, which the Ir...
The UK government is now in the final stages of selling the English language to Iran, a move which has again outraged the American's especially after coming hard on the heels of the recent Internet sale to Iran by the UK. According to the UK gover...
The USA had signed a deal with Poland, forcing it to install missiles at a base on the Baltic Sea. The deal formed part of a plan to make Americans feel tough against what they call 'rogue states' such as Iran, states that Europeans call 'a joke'. But now they've had to shelve their plans, as not even Poles want American missiles on their soil. What was the US proposing to do? The US said...
The US government issued a stern warning to North Korea today telling them to withdraw plans to open internet based online bingo sites aimed directly at American bingo players. This comes after information was received in Washington that the North Ko...
After lengthy deliberation, supporters of crisis-hit Manchester United are considering legal action against God having won only four pieces of silverware after a dismal 2008/09 season for the north-west giants. The atmosphere was tense in the slee...
CHICAGO -- Christian churches from all across the country have sent representatives to the ongoing summit to deal with the continuing shortage of pithy one-liners. These one-liners are commonly seen on boards propped out in front of the building, ost...
The United States Administration was today left reeling following another volte-face from the nation we describe ourselves as having a 'special relationship' with. UK Breast Ambassador for Miami/Dade, Cosmo Smallpiece PSP* expressed his utter and...
Families of IRA victims have criticised the government for failing to put pressure on America to pay compensation to them. They say America should pay this compensation because it funded the IRA, to allow them to buy explosives used in many atrocitie...
With the passing of Edward Kennedy America has apparently lost an icon of the left. But did the left ever exist? In a nation which recently paralleled fixing some skint person's teeth for free, with the immediate re-emergence of Stalin, how left can it be? In the UK you could probably stick your hand down the back of the sofa and come up with an anarchist trying to blow up an oil rig. In Ameri...
America is in trouble today when a birthday gift to Israel, according to witnesses, totally bombed. Spain and other countries attended Israel's birthday party yesterday, which started off with sweet treats but ended in savage violence. "We were...
Former UK Prime Minister and European Union President - in - waiting Tony Bliar has brokered a deal with new US president Barracks Obama. Apparently, David Beckham (England soccer star) and his relatively unknown wife, the former Spice Girl Victor...
The American man responsible for the Lockerbie bombing, when PanAm flight 103 exploded above that Scottish Borders town in 1988 and killed 270 people, will be released from The White House in Washington D.C., USA. Sources close to the guilty man s...
NEW YORK CITY - The Pandora's Box School Lunchbox Company has just been notified by The National Elementary School Info Data Agency that its product, The Kevin Skinner Singin' Lunchbox is the number one selling school lunchbox of the upcoming school...
Republicans in the US are calling on immediate wide-ranging sanctions against the UK's National Health Service. They claim that the evil communist-inspired regime must be toppled for the sake of world stability, and say that if the United Nations is...
The release of secret documents under the Freedom of Information Act show that Britain was on the verge of declaring war on the United States of America in the summer of 1975. The British Government had drawn up plans to denounce American involvem...
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