China defaults on all financial instruments and deeds, restoring communism

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Thursday, 1 October 2009

BEJING China - An anonymous message was delivered to the US embassy giving 30 days for Americans to vacate.

The message seems to be in reponse to these events, previously reported:

...Bernanke now claims all the tea in China, as well as all the china in China. He was not sure what else was over there, but he felt he should be able to claim even more.

Yesterday's story details the evil effects of the Chinese wallboard that precipitated the housing price collapse, as planned by the Bilderberg Group.

In response, China is going to allow families to have an unlimited number of children, and start exporting used chewing gum to the U.S. They figure they will bury the U.S. in five years...

The new message stated that China was going back to communism. All financial obligations of all of China are negated, as well as all claims and deeds to property in China.

The message concluded, "we are keeping the cash, thank you. And all our ITUNES."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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