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Funny story: Boris Johnson stands down - hands reins to Mugabe

Boris Johnson stands down - hands reins to Mugabe

Boris Johnson the conservative MP for Henley has announced he is to step down from parliament and hand control of his constituency of Henley over to celebrity African dictator Robert Mugabe.

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Funny story: Boris Booze Ban - first casualty

Boris Booze Ban - first casualty

After Boris Johnson's controversial decision to ban alcohol on London transport, one 62 year old gentleman is paying a hefty price for 'flouting the ban'.

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Funny story: London - All Mine Mine MINE!!!

London - All Mine Mine MINE!!!

Displays of public affection in London could soon be outlawed and deemed illegal if new Mayor, Boris Johnson has his way.

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Funny story: Food Waste Mountain To Be Devoured By Tramps

Food Waste Mountain To Be Devoured By Tramps

Tramps and other homeless misfits are to be invited to a special banquet in London to clear the 3.6million tonne Food Waste Mountain generated by people who needlessly throw away good food.

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Funny story: Boris Puts the Tube on the Wagon

Boris Puts the Tube on the Wagon

New London mayor, Boris Johnson has decided to put the tube on the wagon! Newly elected mayor of London wants prohibition on the public transportation system.

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Funny story: Scousers eat my shorts, says Boris Johnson

Scousers eat my shorts, says Boris Johnson

New London mayor Boris Johnson spent Bank Holiday Monday ringing people in Liverpool to tell them to "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough".

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Funny story: Johnson to Abolish Taxes

Johnson to Abolish Taxes

Boris Johnson, new London Major and Puppet Master of Davy Cameron has launched a new scheme to make him popular, the complete abolition of Taxes.

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Funny story: Boris Fancies "Shagging For England"

Boris Fancies "Shagging For England"

New London Mayor Boris Johnson has caused a major furore by stating that his first priority will be to lobby for sexual athletics to become an Olympic sport in time for the 2012 games.

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Funny story: "Hooray Henley" as Boris Re-writes Congestion Charge Rules

"Hooray Henley" as Boris Re-writes Congestion Charge Rules

In an abrupt slap in the face for the environmental lobby, new London Mayor Boris Johnson has announced sweeping changes to the Congestion Charge which will see owners of gas guzzling 4x4's actually receive payment for driving in...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Biscuits

Boris Johnson Biscuits

Following Boris Johnson's recent win in the Majoral race for London, a Torquay biscuit maker is re-launching dog biscuits that it originally started making last August.

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Funny story: Johnson to Abolish London

Johnson to Abolish London

Newly elected London mayor Boris Johnson yesterday announced his intention to abolish the city of London "in it's entirety."...

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Funny story: London's new mayor is smelly, offensive, British

London's new mayor is smelly, offensive, British

London's new Mayor Boris Badenov offends like few others - the maverick bicyclist is universally beloved for his racist remarks but often maligned for his regrettable lack of dress sense.

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Funny story: US London envoy and Boris in congestion charge amnesty summit

US London envoy and Boris in congestion charge amnesty summit

London - (Crafty Mess): A top secret Regent's Park summit between the US Ambassador and London mayor Boris Johnson has thrashed out a deal converting America's backlog of £5 million in unpaid congestion charges into a charitable 'donation...

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Funny story: Tory gerrymandering grande dame Shirley Porter is Johnson's new housing strategy adviser

Tory gerrymandering grande dame Shirley Porter is Johnson's new housing strategy adviser

London - (Ass Mess): London's new mayor Boris Johnson has picked Westmonster Council's former leader Dame Shirley Porter to act as his special housing strategy adviser.

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Funny story: Boris admits first and last mistake as Mayor

Boris admits first and last mistake as Mayor

KEN Livingstone could serve a third term as London Mayor after Boris Johnson turned down the job.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown "Disappointed" At Election Result, May Resign

Gordon Brown "Disappointed" At Election Result, May Resign

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has said he is disappointed at this week's local election results, and is going to give members of the Cabinet "a piece of his mind" in the Commons next week. Later, he told his wife, Sarah,...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson In 'Prime Minister Mix-up'

Boris Johnson In 'Prime Minister Mix-up'

Boris Johnson was last night declared the winner of the London Mayoral Election after a landslide victory over his main rival Ken Livingstone, but even as the results emerged, confusion reigned in the Johnson camp.

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