Following Boris Johnson's recent win in the Majoral race for London, a Torquay biscuit maker is re-launching dog biscuits that it originally started making last August.
Based on an old recipe that takes ideas and ingredients from many other types of biscuit, the brand new Bozzer Biscuits will be launched in early July 2008.
Managing director Dr Herbert Von Frankenstein said 'Yes, last year we did have problems with the biscuits, and were sued a number of times, but luckily we had the same lawyer that George W Bush and Tony Blair used, so we got away with it. However, we have changed the recipe, and as well as their rich honey flavour, and oaty texture, the biscuits also now contain trace elements of Xlax, so it is good for constipation as well'.
The biscuits, which are £9.99 for a packet of 20 will be available from all Waitrose stores in early July.