Tory gerrymandering grande dame Shirley Porter is Johnson's new housing strategy adviser

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 3 May 2008

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Out of mothballs and straight into County Hole: Shirley Porter pictured at home today

London - (Ass Mess): London's new mayor Boris Johnson has picked Westmonster Council's former leader Dame Shirley Porter to act as his special housing strategy adviser.

The 78 year-old Tory gerrymandering grande dame specialises in official cover-ups and alibis about a second massive homes-for-votes scam perpetrated by Cherie Blair QC.

Johnson has gone on record as being a great admirer of Porter's outrageous 1980s Building Stable Communities policies that concealed selling London council housing to convicted IRA mobsters and their associated KGB string-pullers.

Porter has been brought back from mothballs after the Metropolitan Police played a blinder into convincing Lord Levy that they had hold evidence proving Porter is his birth mother.

Ken Livingstone is in hiding today.

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