London - (Ass Mess): London's new mayor Boris Johnson has picked Westmonster Council's former leader Dame Shirley Porter to act as his special housing strategy adviser.
The 78 year-old Tory gerrymandering grande dame specialises in official cover-ups and alibis about a second massive homes-for-votes scam perpetrated by Cherie Blair QC.
Johnson has gone on record as being a great admirer of Porter's outrageous 1980s Building Stable Communities policies that concealed selling London council housing to convicted IRA mobsters and their associated KGB string-pullers.
Porter has been brought back from mothballs after the Metropolitan Police played a blinder into convincing Lord Levy that they had hold evidence proving Porter is his birth mother.
Ken Livingstone is in hiding today.