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Funny story: Victoria Beckham To Be American Idol Judge - You're Having A Laugh. Aren't You?

Victoria Beckham To Be American Idol Judge - You're Having A Laugh. Aren't You?

Unbelievable news emerging from LA indicates that failed caterwauler Victoria Beckham has been appointed as a judge on American Idol by multi-millionaire alleged slimeball Simon Cowell. Mrs Beckham will replace popular dance artiste and one time c...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert 's Summer Tour Sex Toys

Adam Lambert 's Summer Tour Sex Toys

HOLLYWOOD - Well in the age old performing tradition of young female fans throwing their unmentionables (i.e. bras, panties, IUDs, etc.) on stage now comes a new type of complimentary stage act act. It seems that during the nation-wide American Id...

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Funny story: American Idle judge Victoria Beckham lashes out at McCanns

American Idle judge Victoria Beckham lashes out at McCanns

Los Angeles - (Praia Da Illuzion Mess): Paula Abdul substitute Victoria Beckham is rabid at the McCann rumor mill after pictures of an anorexic crop haired lesbo stick insect lookalike were put in the frame in the Maddie disappearance fiasco. Beck...

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Funny story: American Idol's Paula Abdul Wants $20 Million

American Idol's Paula Abdul Wants $20 Million

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Paula Abdul, Pansy Von Celtic says, that the American Idol judge wants a $20 million contract or she will not return to American Idol. When Abdul was told that AI host Ryan Seacrest was only making $15 million a year...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Replaced by Susan Boyle

Paula Abdul Replaced by Susan Boyle

The Fox Network has just reported that Paula Abdul is out and Susan Boyle is in as the next American Idol judge. When asked what she thought about spending a few months seated next to Simon Cowell, Boyle replied, "Well, if I can't have Piers, then I...

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Funny story: The Great American Hot Dog Under Attack

The Great American Hot Dog Under Attack

Newark, NJ: A pro-vegetarian, anti-meat advocacy group says "hot dogs are so hazardous to one's health that they should have warning labels." The organization's slogan is "Beat-the-Meat." This rabid vegan organization is suing Kraft Foods Inc (man...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul's Wedding Dance Factory

Paula Abdul's Wedding Dance Factory

Minneapolis, MN - Those worried about the future of Paula Abdul after being snubbed by American Idol, needn't be. After seeing the incredible web success of Jill Peterson and Kevin Heinz' wedding, where the entire wedding party is shown boogying do...

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Funny story: American Idol Dumps Paula Abdul

American Idol Dumps Paula Abdul

HOLLYWOOD - An assistant to one of the producers of American Idol has stated that Paula Abdul will not be back for a ninth season of American Idol. Colleen Schembechler, 29, said that Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, and Kara DioGuardi have all been g...

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Funny story: Tatiana Del Toro Wants To Date Kevin Skinner

Tatiana Del Toro Wants To Date Kevin Skinner

LOS ANGELES - UPI has just announced that American Idol reject Tatiana Del Toro wants to go out on a date with America's Got Talent contestant Kevin Skinner. Del Toro supposedly told her hair stylist, Slicky Pomade of Pomona, that she is tired of...

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Funny story: Simon Cowbell Reveals His Own Idol X-Factor Talent!

Simon Cowbell Reveals His Own Idol X-Factor Talent!

Ultra scathing audition show host, Simon Cowbell, has revealed that he actually is blessed with a couple of talents of his own. The man who elevated levels of musical and televisual entertainment to a level of utter shite, responded to criticism b...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell quits American Idol!

Simon Cowell quits American Idol!

In a stunning press conference today Simon Cowell announced that he is quitting American Idol this year. In the press conference Mr. Cowell was asked, "what made you quit the show?" His answer was simple, "I finally watched my compilation the oth...

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Funny story: Welsh Boy Wanders onto Stage at Jackson Memorial Concert

Welsh Boy Wanders onto Stage at Jackson Memorial Concert

The World watched in horror as a Welsh boy somehow managed to get up and perform on the stage at Michael Jackson's memorial concert. By the time he was eventually dragged off stage by burly security staff, the Welsh boy had managed to not only com...

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Funny story: American tennis player found dead: Andy Murray supporters suspected

American tennis player found dead: Andy Murray supporters suspected

Metropolitan Police have issued a call for witnesses to a dramatic murder that occurred just near Scotland Yard headquarters. Authorities reported that a high profile American tennis players body was found on the pavement early this morning and i...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert: Man With World's Largest "Mangina?"

Adam Lambert: Man With World's Largest "Mangina?"

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Sympathetic North American Idol fans, in a show of support for this year's runner-up Adam Lambert, voted the rising star "The Man With the World's Largest Mangina." The honorary title was bestowed upon him by means of votes cast at...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert To Move In With Kate of "Jon and Kate Plus 8"

Adam Lambert To Move In With Kate of "Jon and Kate Plus 8"

HOLLYWOOD - Adam Lambert's manager Miffy Tillamuck has issued a media release acknowledging the fact that Jon and Kate Gosselin of the reality show Jon and Kate Plus Eight are getting a divorce. Ms. Tillamuck has stated that due to the fact that...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert - Rick Astley In Disguise?

Adam Lambert - Rick Astley In Disguise?

Ground breaking news from our Hollywood correspondent today suggests that American Idol Adam Lambert could actually be 80s Brit superstar Rick Astley in disguise. Astley and Lambert have reportedly shared characteristics, and although Lambert may...

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Funny story: Joaquin Phoenix Hired To Be The Fifth American Idol Judge

Joaquin Phoenix Hired To Be The Fifth American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of American Idol Carole King and Neil Sedaka have just announced that they are adding a fifth judge for the upcoming ninth season of American Idol. Sedaka stated that an American Idol committe made up of 20 individuals in...

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