American Idle judge Victoria Beckham lashes out at McCanns

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Thursday, 6 August 2009

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Seedy, connected to paedos and tarnishing her American Idle judging aspirations

Los Angeles - (Praia Da Illuzion Mess): Paula Abdul substitute Victoria Beckham is rabid at the McCann rumor mill after pictures of an anorexic crop haired lesbo stick insect lookalike were put in the frame in the Maddie disappearance fiasco.

Beckham, 35, says the campaign is an attack on her intellectual (sic) property frights and is deliberately tarnishing her potentially stellar US reality TV career.

The former Spice Girl's lawyers issued a statement saying the UK Find Maddie campaign was out to smear the American Idle show's image as 'seedy' and connected to paedos.

"The Idle TV show ratings are already scraping the proverbial barrel bottom," Dave A Shyster, legal representative of the Victoria Beckham Experience Company commented today.

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