Metropolitan Police have issued a call for witnesses to a dramatic murder that occurred just near Scotland Yard headquarters.
Authorities reported that a high profile American tennis players body was found on the pavement early this morning and investigations have begun to uncover the mysterious circumstances of his death.
Police released little information about the presumed death of the individual apart from saying that a large tartan scarf was found tightly wound about the man's neck.
This initial report clearly implicates one and only one possible scenario: Andy Murray is God supporters have turned into terrorists. These rabid Scottish fanatics have obviously developed innate psychopathic tendencies and are prepared to act on them.
This sort of behaviour hasn't been seen since the Guy Fawkes controversy when a notorious Scot attempted to blow away the Houses of Parliament in the 1600s. One can be forgiven for drawing the conclusion that the Scots are a bunch of zealots because it might just be... well you know.