The World watched in horror as a Welsh boy somehow managed to get up and perform on the stage at Michael Jackson's memorial concert.
By the time he was eventually dragged off stage by burly security staff, the Welsh boy had managed to not only complete his shitty version of a Smoky Robinson song but also mutter some incomprehensible shite about Jackson's music 'living on forever'.
Afterwards, people tried to convince themselves that maybe it was just a very small, shriveled up Tom Jones, but eventually they had to come to the shocking realisation that it was in fact just some bloody unknown Welsh child gate crashing the event.
People were left in no doubt that this was the work of smarmy, hairy-chested American Idol blockhead judge Simon Cowell.
Future dead celebrity funeral memorial events have been put on high alert in case any other 'X-Factor' or 'Britain's Got talent' rejects attempt similar pointless disruptions.
