With less than a week to go before the election, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton stepped up the aggressiveness of her campaign messaging in an effort to ensure the defeat of Republican presidential rival Donald Trump, urging voters,...
Vermont senator Bernie Sanders struggled to keep a straight face at the Democratic National Convention as he reiterated his "endorsement" of former political rival Hillary Clinton in her campaign for the presidency. "Hillary Clinton will make an o...
The Clinton Foundation, which, during Hillary Rodham Clinton's tenure as secretary of state, accepted millions of dollars from such conflict-ridden, human-rights-challenged foreign governments as Kuwait, Qatar, and Algeria, has reportedly received an...
Senator Bernie Sanders released a statement the other day saying he no longer, "Feels the Burn" after successfully passing kidney stones. Sanders admitted that while he enjoyed his supporters enthusiasm, it was ironic and painful, to here them chant,...
Guess what I found in my bowl of cereal this morning? It's a Super Duper Delegate Ticket to your Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. Unfortunately a medical condition prevents me from attending. I'm allergic to political hypocrisy. My question is: Can I sell the ticket or trade it for something I can use? My understanding is that a super duper delegate is granted special po...
One of the hottest issues in the upcoming election in the Australian Capital Territory (ACT) is the provision of wheelie-bins to all residents for the containment and removal of 'green' garden waste. The issue goes back a long way and has been con...
Congress voted yesterday to cut funding for a study looking into how money and campaign donations influence politicians. Senator John McCain explained the reasoning behind the decision, "We believe this study is not in our best interest- I mean t...
Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is willing to do what ever it takes to be elected president this time around. A member of Clinton's campaign staff, who asked not to be named, for fear of being murdered in his sleep by Hillary said that she...
The Premier of South Australia (SA) has come out and expressed his Labor government's support for and faith in beleaguered Shop Workers Union secretary Bob Down. Mr Down was recently the focus of a Royal Commission into union corruption in SA. The...
WASHINGTON, DC- This fall, the Supreme Court is expected to issue a ruling in United States v. Texas, a case in which a coalition of twenty-six states including Texas, challenged President Obama's executive action that provided temporary relief to ne...
Scott Thompson, known to most as the comedian Carrot Top, has been named as a possible running mate for Donald Trump's presidential bid. The liberal leaning comedian talked to this reporter about comedy and his potential entry into politics. Thomp...
A new coven is in town with a down-homey, right wing, and bombastic take on political events. On Fox's new Witch Project, Ann Coulter hosts along with regular guest hosts Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, and Christine O'Donnell. The four seasoned witch...
The rate of depression among Senators is expected to skyrocket following the news that Ted Cruz will return to the Senate after his failed presidential campaign. Authorities are very concerned that members of the Senate may take drastic measures...
John Twitingdale, Minister for Media and other sports, has been tied up with business and couldn't find time to speak to our political commentator John Witt about some of the sports he finds attractive. I was sent a missive from Twitingdale's secr...
A local political candidate recently promised that, if elected, he'd fight those "big wall street swindlers" and maybe "take on those fat cat bankers" or "something like that." Speaking at a local gathering in front of the Piggly Wiggly, the ca...
Today, in a local debate against democratic candidate Hillary Clinton, Sanders delivered his plan to have the US break off from the United Nations, and to put 100% of Military funding into invading Cuba, Scandinavia, and China. "We need to conquer th...
The 4th edition of the American Political Dictionary has just been published. Below is an excerpt. Available at bookstores nowhere. Active Shooter n. A white wingnut and/or terrorist with an assault weapon exercising his Second Amendment rights. See National Rifle Association. Alternative Facts. n. a rhetorical device employed by political surrogates of questionable character when re...
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