Season three winner of American Idol, Fantasia Barrino, is set to star in her own, new reality series. The show, "Why You Should Watch Me And Not Adam Lambert," is set to debut on MTV on January 15th. This new reality series will focus on the har...
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Randy Jackson has voluntarily entered into a rehab program. The African-American-looking AI judge has reportedly checked himself into The Woody Allen Rehab Clinic For The Compulsively Obsessive Obsessed in Tarzana,...
LONDON - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Production Company owns the musical reality shows X-Factor, American Idol, Hungarian Hero, Lithuanian Luminary, and Venezuelan Ventriloquist. Cowell has announced that his company will soon begin televising his la...
In an announcement that will is sure to rock the citizenry of the United states and astound, if not surprise, the rest of the world, Tempus Magazine is set to announce the 2009 Person of the Year: The American Asshole. Sources within the magazine...
It's official - all four judges on Fox's "American Idol" now are gay and have no discernible musical talent. In a stunning turn, AI has named famed lesbian talk show host Ellen DeGeneres as the replacement for outgoing judge Paula "La Lush" Abdul...
HOLLYWOOD - Paula who? The producers of the number one show on American television have just signed day time talk show host Ellen DeGeneres to take Paula "I Want $20 Mil" Abdul's place. American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, 53, said that the...
LONDON - Retro-soul singer Pixie Lott, who is England's answer to Lady GaGa, was reportedly seen in the tightest pair of leotards west of the English Channel on a dinner date with America Idol judge Simon Cowell. The doe-eyed and doe-legged Miss L...
In a hissy fit the like of which has not been seen since John McEnroe's glory days at Wimbledon, the USA has declared its position on Libyan oil reserves. "We do not actually give a skinny shit about the release of the Lockerbie bomber - it was on...
Paula Abdul, recently fired by American Idol as a celebrity judge, will not be joining the cast of Ugly Betty like she wanted to. Producers of the hit comedy show said that Abdul's demands removed her from consideration for the part. An assistant...
Well, scandal has rocked this season's Dancing with Stars with one of the judges, Bruno Tonioli, leaving already to take Paula Abdul's place on American Idol. "This is a major career step for me." The camp Italian explained. "My overall aim is to...
Paula Abdul, former American Idol judge found a new job. In an exclusive interview with me, she said that she loved making people laugh so she is going to clown college. She told me: "I am officialy registerd in Martin Luther Clown Uneversity".
LOS ANGELES - Ex-American Idol judge Paula Abdul stated that she has been offered a job to appear as a judge on North Korean Idol. Ms. Abdul who was fired from American Idol because she wanted $20 million refused to say what North Korean Idol offe...
Hollywood, California - Reportedly, Susan Boyle is emotionally blackmailing Simon Cowell. Threatening to make another scandal of herself by having another psychotic breakdown and checking into a Rehab center again, if he does not select her as Paula...
Hollywood, California - Staying true to form, Simon Cowell inadvertently blurted out what he really thinks of Paula Abdul's contribution to the "American Idol" show when his microphone was left on picking up on a conversation between him and an assoc...
SANCTUM SANTORUM -THE VATICAN: In a sign of creeping Talibanization the Vatican all-male, hard-line hierarchy recently began [albeit discreetly], an inquiry into the "soundness" of American nuns. Now details have emerged that the investigation i...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paula Abdul who was fired from the television reality show American Idol has reportedly applied for unemployment benefits including, money, dental care, health care, powdered eggs, and cheese. A clerk for the Los Angeles County Une...
Paula Abdul, who recently left American Idol after several seasons as a celebrity judge, announced that she has found new employment on a different television reality series as a different kind of judge. Abdul will begin filming new episodes next...
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