Boris Johnson has revealed that he has been in counselling for the last three years to help him cope with Tristadecaphobia. He says this phobia has been getting worse lately because the year 2013 is coming, and he doesn't know how he'll be able to c...
When London mayor, Boris Johnson was riding through the streets of London on this cycle, he came across a bunch of thugs who were dressed inpink hoodies who were in the process of mugging a young girl who screamed for help. Boris told In Seine New...
London Mayor and chair of the Metropolitan Police Authority gets hands on in camden. Boris Johhnson is seen running like a wild maniac through Camden Streets screaming obsenities. Following the scathing criticism leveled at Boris Johnson, the Mayo...
Blond mop-headed muppet mayor, Boris Johnson was left with his skull in splinters this morning after finding out that being Mayor of London involved more than simply appearing on daytime TV chat shows and farting about like a prat at public events.
London - Boris Johnson has called for a ban to curtain hanging while driving. The outspoken mayor believes that "Curtain hanging while driving is a disgraceful habit that creates a safety hazard by taking drivers eyes off the road for protracted peri...
Boris Johnson has gone clucking mad. That is the opinion of Londoners this evening. Earlier today old bonking Boris was asked about his other job as a newspaper columnist. The pay is in the region of £250, 000 per year. Johnson's response was typical...
Great white Scot/Brit Wimbledon hope Andy Murray announced to over excited, undercover, scumbag Sun/mirror reporters his secret weapons for winning Wimbledon 2009: "OK, that weeping Swiss twat, no problem there, I'll just announce that I'm the rea...
Staffers today expressed concerns over the mental health of London Mayor, Boris Johnson, after he dived into a river in Lewisham screaming that he was gagging for some fish. Johnson, present to promote an environmental initiative relating to clean...
The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, had what was described as a 'near-miss' with intelligent thought today, while cycling along Shaftesbury Avenue. The incident occurred when Mr Johnson was cycling without his bike, and intelligent thought nearly...
HOLLYWOOD - In one of the most unbelievable upsets in the history of dancing, singing, or juggling, 2008 Olympic Women's Balance Beam Gold Medalist Shawn Johnson, who is only 17, has been crowned the "Dancing With The Stars" champion. And no one w...
London Mayor Boris Johnson is alleged to have launched a tirade of f word abuse at Keith Vaz, the Labour chairman of the Commons home affairs committee. The two clashed in a phone conversation after Mr Johnson gave evidence to the committee about...
Cor strewth, what a right two and eight squire. That's the way future generations of Britons will be talking if the Government gets its way. For The Spoof.Com can exclusively reveal that from September schools throughout the land are going to repl...
Horseracing's biggest event, the Grand National, has been cancelled by the Government. The race, due to be run on Saturday, was sensationally banned by the Prime Minister after he discovered that Aintree was near Liverpool. Speaking today, the Pri...
There were amazing scenes in the centre of London today when Scott of the Antarctic made an unexpected appearance. The world famous explorer who died in 1912 went immediately to offer assistance to beleaguered mayor Boris Johnson. Captain Robert...
Q.So Boris, how is it running London? A. Well R.L, running London is like watching Greyhounds races. Boring Boring Boring. It's only fun if Ken Livingstone comes aswell, becuase then I can throw food at him, keeping my mind of the dogs. What I mean is that running London only gets fun when I am distracted by something which has nothing to do with London because then the boringness of running Lo...
City Hole - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): "A phenomenal portent!" is how London Mayor Boris Johnson described the US Airways Hudson crash landing as he regaled a London press conference about his prophetic mayoral dream of 'planes landing over water'. Jo...
The Spoof was privileged last week to interview incumbent Mayor of London, Boris Johnson. TS (The Spoof): Hello Boris. BJ (Boris Johnson): Erm yes, I er, hello. TS: Boris. BJ: What, er. TS: Boris. In your opinion, has the Congestion Charge been a success for London? BJ: Well, yes, er I, erm, no. Actually, Ken Livingstone. er, yes. It's to to say that erm, possibly. TS: Since b...
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