A Yorkshire woman's cat has amazed bored locals by befriending two mice down at the local church hall. Pudsley the cat's owner, Mrs. Emily Worboise, 82, said that the animals have known each other for several years but, until recently, they had ne...
Rome - (God's Banker Mess): President Obama held economic crisis talks with the Pope today before being granted a private audience at the Vatican's secret entombment of Michael Jackson's remains under the Sistine Chapel. The singer's body had been...
Los Angeles - (Rotters): "No wonder the goddam body's missing and the hardly bigger than a microdot 'brain' has been sent to Pentagon missing persons' forensics!" That was the gist of Michael Jackson's ex-publicist's statement today following the...
LOS ANGELES, CA - The fountain installed at deceased pop icon Michael Jackson's gravesite has many outraged, saying a life-size statue of the King of Pop on display at the site is "highly inappropriate" and "tasteless." The statue, carved from mar...
Jacksonville was once only a boring below average Floridian sorta cityscape on the atlantic. But now that stricy laws have been established to keep convicted sex offenders away from other kinds of offenders, a new Jacksonville has risen up in the for...
Los Angeles, CA - The estate of Michael Jackson on behalf of the late entertainer, Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', has filed a lawsuit against the City of Los Angeles for wrongful death. The suit is believed to be for approximately $3 billion and...
In accordance with his wishes, Michael Jackson will be buried in a special crypt at Boys Town in Omaha, Nebraska. "I loved little boys so much," the dead "King of Pop" said in a secret suicide note found in his purse at his autopsy, "I want to b...
BLOOMINGTON, Indiana - The Indiana University Dean of Athletics Barley W. Stanislaus has informed the media that the university will be changing the mascot name from Hossiers to Moon Walkers in honor of Michael Jackson. Stanislaus said that they h...
Michael Jackson will not be buried until his brain is returned to his family, a family spokesman told The Inquisitor Wednesday. The singer's brain was removed for toxicology tests to determine the cause of his death after he passed away of a susp...
Michael Jackson's spirit is in a state of extreme exhaustion following an unprecedented series of appearances since his earthly body's demise. According to mediums the world over, Jackson's spirit has been apppearing in a bewildering number of pla...
Beverly Hills, CA Former O.J. Simpson BFF, Al Cowlings, has been conscripted to drive the brain of Michael Jackson back to Forest Lawn Cemetery from the Coroner's office, so that it may be reunited with the late singer's body, thus ending a rather le...
HOLLYWOOD - It is being reported that Lisa Marie Presley who has just been given custody of Michael Jackson's three children will now be adopting Macaulay Culkin and Shaheen Jafargholi. Lisa Marie who was married to Michael Jackson for two years s...
This week in Los Angeles thousands amassed to pay a final homage to the god of their pop world, Michael Jackson. A fortunate 17,500 out of the 1.6 million who applied were chosen from a lottery to attend a special memorial service in his honor. F...
Los Angeles - (ReadMyLipsNoMoreTexas! Mess): To some Jackson Memorial groupies Pastor Luscious Smith, the Bel Air reverendo with the porn star moniker, wasn't exactly your Cardinal Theodore Edgar McCarrick, Archbishop of Washington at Ronald Reagan'...
Los Angeles - (Rioters): As a one billion global tv audience watched the Jackson family circus on primetime coast to coast on Tuesday Michael Jackson's remains were secretly flown by private chartered aircraft for internment in a special child molest...
Dead pop star Michael Jackson is to be buried at the legendary home of Elvis Presley at Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee. A plot has been especially dug by Lisa Marie Presley to accommodate the large gold coffin of her former husband. The two l...
Actress Brooke Shields has been tipped to win the Oscar in the Best Supporting Actress category after her whirlwind performance during the Michael Jackson memorial concert yesterday. Shields managed to laugh AND cry during her 5-minute rambling s...
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