Al Cowlings To Transport Michael Jackson's Brain To The Cemetery

Funny story written by Wire Piddle

Thursday, 9 July 2009

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Beverly Hills, CA Former O.J. Simpson BFF, Al Cowlings, has been conscripted to drive the brain of Michael Jackson back to Forest Lawn Cemetery from the Coroner's office, so that it may be reunited with the late singer's body, thus ending a rather lengthy period of separation that, some would say, has lasted around 29 years, since the time he had his hair burnt by explosives in a Pepsi commercial.

Mr. Cowlings will be driving a white Ford Bronco and many media outlets have expressed the desire to follow the procession with their traffic choppers although some, citing cost as a factor, have decided just to rerun the O.J. highway chase debacle of June 17, 1994 and hope that no one will pick up on the ruse.

There is no 'official' celebration planned for the reunion however that hasn't stopped city officials from putting a notice on their website soliciting donations from fans to cover the costs of a cosmetic surgeon who will repair whatever damage their is to late entertainer's skull and a singular policeman who will videotape the proceedings for future distribution on DVD.

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