Michael Jacksonville , a Pervert Retirement Tent City

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Friday, 10 July 2009


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Jacksonville was once only a boring below average Floridian sorta cityscape on the atlantic. But now that stricy laws have been established to keep convicted sex offenders away from other kinds of offenders, a new Jacksonville has risen up in the form of a tent city. Sex offenders who cannot find places to live that are not close to other offensive citizens have capitalized on the death of Michael Jackson the King of Punks to found a tent city in his name.

Jacksonville, the retirement village for perverts, is a scenic little tent camp just outside of Nowhere, Florida where those sex offenders not in jail who need a roof, canvass in this case, over their heads and an address to put down on a job or social security retirement application can have a semi legal domicile. The campground has Friday night movies about monkeys and holds a weekly Thriller dance for ghouls, goblins and all manner of poofs and pervey werveys.

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