Written by Everyman

Thursday, 9 July 2009

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Michael Jackson - not thrilled by his life after death

Michael Jackson's spirit is in a state of extreme exhaustion following an unprecedented series of appearances since his earthly body's demise.

According to mediums the world over, Jackson's spirit has been apppearing in a bewildering number of places - often concurrently - and to a wide array of different people. "It is all toom uch for him" One medium told this website "No spirit can keep such a punishing schedule like that."

Jackson's ghost - nicknamed "White Spirit" - appeared on the Larry King show this week and is scheduled to appear on Jonathan Ross next week.

The ghost was meant to have a slot on the Michael Jackson funeral - but pulled out at the last minute. According to one source the spirit was "washed out, he looked very pale and not the person he was."

Another medium said that the spirit had complained that it was not the appearances that were so tiring but the fact that he only seemed to be seen by weirdos, drunks and wannabes was getting him down. The spirit is dreading its appearance on Big Brother.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson




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