Michael Jackson to be Buried at Graceland

Funny story written by Chamone

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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"You're putting WHO beside me?!!!!"

Dead pop star Michael Jackson is to be buried at the legendary home of Elvis Presley at Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee.

A plot has been especially dug by Lisa Marie Presley to accommodate the large gold coffin of her former husband.

The two legends of popular culture will be laid side by side next to each other for all paying customer to see.
The move to bring Jackson's final resting place to Graceland was the brainchild of a very clever accountant.

Priscilla Presley has been scouting around looking for other potential stars to bury at Graceland too. John Lennon has been dug up and will be shipped to Tennessee some time next week, weather permitting. A deal for the corpse of Johnny Cash is still in negotiations.

Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones has already signed away the band's bodies for an unspecified sum even though they are all still technically alive.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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